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F*CK THE 2nd Amendment -


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fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 9:12 pm
Well, 'Chris' or 'RickE' or whatever I should call you...I can promise you I'm not accusing you Trump supporters of being bigots against Muslims. I don't have to. It's obvious ;^)
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:33 pm
So,I will stay on "my horse","mate." It is higher than your 'soap box',thanks ;^) In fact,it's SO clear that "me being right" is horribly upsetting you since you can't stop stuttering, saying "mate" again and again as you shake with anger.Breathe,bro.#pwn
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:28 pm
...Ironically, YOU are the one saying, RickE(lol), that instead of using investigators as the source, we should use a crazed killer AND ISIS as the source. Yeah, they ain't biased. Wow,so you trust them more than the F.B.I. and police investigation.ROFL
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:27 pm
...you made a silly emotional argument *yawn* You will not find ONE legit source out there that says, "investigations show ISIS planned this attack." That's what investigations are for,which turned up nada.And ISIS would not be able to hide such a plan...
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:25 pm
(#80461)Correlation doesn't equal causation.If ISIS took credit for 9/11,we believe them? Nope. Not how forensics work. They are manipulative terrorist group,like most sociopathic entities.They exploited it.You base these claims on evidence, not emotion
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:23 pm
On comment (#80459) According to you,U.K.would be 10X MORE violent than the U.S. IF we had your "bigger" gun culture poisoning us like you.After I just said the U.S. has a gun problem and we dont,and you disagreed.And you said,"use my brain"? HA! Next :)
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:19 pm
"The gun ban in England appears to work..." Yup, and you lost your argument right there. Thank you for conceding that :-D Big of you. Everything you said after that, given that concession, is just "blah, blah, blah..." Next!
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:18 pm
"We have less violent crime overall." LIE...Especially not with guns, next? :)
RickE - June 19, 2016, 8:34 am
So if ISIS taking credit for the attack and the guy pledging the attack to ISIS doesn't convince you, then nothing would. You just don't want to admit that I was right about it mate. Get off your high horse and take your head out of your a** mate.
RickE - June 19, 2016, 8:31 am
With less of a gun culture, there are less guns around to begin with. In the US there will be a bigger supply if guns even with an all out ban. The murder of the parliament person would be 10 times as worse.Use your brain mate....
RickE - June 19, 2016, 8:24 am
We have less violent crime overall. While we have more gun related deaths than England, we do have less violent crimes such as h** burglaries. The gun ban in England appears to work so well cause they never had a real gun culture unlike the US.....
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:49 pm
...doesnt mean we should give up and allow free access to deadly weapons.One dead person in England VS.50+ killed in the US,in massacres that now happen regularly in your country.Thx you gun UK control!I've accepted the facts,troll.Your turn now :)
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:44 pm
...And as far as England goes. So what? Don't make the perfect the enemy of the good. So if we can't prevent ALL murders by guns, we shouldn't try to minimize them? lol Nuts. Just accept facts 'matey' X-D You are ignorant. One death in England by a gun...
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:42 pm
...ISIS 'praised' the event AFTER THE FACT, also trolling the event. There is no evidence (at the moment) of pre-planning by ISIS before then. Your conspiracy theories keep getting worse...
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:41 pm
Nope. He was a nutjob. So what if he declared allegiance to ISIS? He could've declared allegiance to the Easter bunny. That proves nothing other than him being a manipulative sociopath who was willing to troll the event....
RickE - June 18, 2016, 7:03 pm
He pledged his allegiance to ISIS while he was shooting. ISIS even takes credit for it. And in England, a member of parliament was killed with a gun, however guns are banned in England..... So how would that be possible? Just accept the facts mate.
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 3:52 pm
We don't know if ISIS was involved. Your 'emotional reasoning' and cognitive dissonance gets in the way of you being able to accept the facts. Sure, maybe we should ban the pistol too. Most countries already have and don't have this problem, 'mate' :)
RickE - June 18, 2016, 3:01 pm
Sauer*
RickE - June 18, 2016, 10:54 am
And you have a brain, please use yours mate. He also had a pistol. He still would have killed people with or without his Sig Sour. A person who pledges allegiance to ISIS will find a way to kill people. He could even try to make a bomb if he had no gun.
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 12:28 am
Ah, the idiotic 'knives' comparison comes out. The Orlando shooter would not have gotten that far if had attacked those people with a sword. You have a conscience. Use it.
RickE - June 17, 2016, 11:33 pm
You can say that about knives as well. Banning guns might stop deaths by guns, but not innocent deaths overall.
fauxnews - June 17, 2016, 10:34 pm
Don't care. The details are red-herring. FACT: It's a deadly weapon that needs to be banned. FACT: banning it will save many more innocent lives than it will cost.
RickE - June 17, 2016, 4:12 pm
An a**ault rifle has an automatic selector on it. The AR-15 doesn't have that. Also, it wasn't an AR-15, it was a Sig Sauer MCX. At least you got the rate of fire correct.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 7:27 pm
...the question answers itself. Stop playing games with words and the truth.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 7:27 pm
Bill O'Reilly figured it. The N.R.A. this week is pivoting, changing its tune on this. They figured it out. Use your brain and do the same.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 7:26 pm
Will it stop them? No. Will it cut down the amount of killings BY nutjobs? Yes. Absolutely, as a matter of fact. Don't make the perfect the enemy of the good.
Thedewd - June 16, 2016, 7:23 pm
explain why it is dangerous?
Greeny - June 16, 2016, 7:03 pm
Do you honestly think banning this type of weapon will stop the nut jobs? 'Tis impossible to ban all things capable of killing in numbers.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:51 pm
In 1996 they did stop many of the high tech rifles – they banned them. And that lapsed. We should look at that ... Those were Bill O'Reilly's words. Yes, even he and now the NRA are slowly changing their stances in the last few days.Finally :) (3/3)
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:50 pm
We all have the right to bear arms, but we don’t have the right to buy and maintain mortars — even if you feel threatened by gangsters or a New World Order. No bazookas, no Sherman tanks, no hand grenades.(2/3)
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:49 pm
I will explain simply to those with no education. It's a dangerous weapon that needs to be banned, period. There is too much gun crime in the USA, and high powered weaponry is too easy to get. That’s the fact. So let’s deal with it. (1/3)
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:47 pm
Yup, his name is Obama and he was born X-D. Trump nutters and their love of conspiracies.
Thedewd - June 16, 2016, 4:37 am
Well, you got 2 out of four right...
Thedewd - June 16, 2016, 4:36 am
I will explain simply to those with no firearms experience. With any Semi Auto, pull the trigger once, one round is fired. Whether a .22 or a .50 caliber, with each pull, one round. So yes, a 22 can do significant damage. And Mateen used a Sig Sauer MCX
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:51 pm
Yeah, Obama is a Kenyan born mole planted by ISIS and the illuminati. He's also Darth Vader's second cousin. Did I mention he's the anti-Christ?
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:39 pm
The Orlando killer did not have an AR-15 rifle. The FBI screwed up and Obama is protecting ISIS!
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:11 pm
A man would not have been able to kill as many people at that G'ay club with a .22 hunting rifle as they'did'with the other(significantly more dangerous)weapon they used.To argue otherwise is to be too ignorant or delusional to take your opinion seriously
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 8:25 pm
That is a slippery slope fallacy that deliberately ignores reality. The law must draw the line somewhere. Firecrackers? Yes. Hand grenades? no. .22 hunting rifles? Yes. AR-15s? No. Call it whatever you want. It's a deadly weapon that needs to be outlawed
Thedewd - June 15, 2016, 6:50 pm
The point of the story was the misinformation that a SEMI-auto weapon can fire that many rpm. it is simply not possible. Also, it fires a .223 which is slightly bigger than a 22. And ALL firearms are dangerous in the wrong hands. Criminal don't obey laws
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 4:43 am
You're missing the forrest for the trees, Gump. It's a dangerous weapon that can kill a lot of people quickly. End of story. You going to tell me it's only slightly more deadly than a .22 hunting rifle? Uh, huh. Ban it! F*ck the 2nd Amendment.
Thedewd - June 15, 2016, 3:37 am
The AR-15 is a SEMI-automatic. pull trigger, ONE round is fired. No one has the speed to pull the trigger 30 times, release the magazine, and reload fast enough to fire 180 rounds per minute. No one!


If guns are supposed to protect us, then who is going to protect us from those 'protecting' us? -


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fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:50 pm
In recent days, even Bill O'Reilly (surprisingly) and the N.R.A. (more surprisingly) are turning the tide and evolving in their views. They are calling for gun-control. You're right. It IS simple. It's called waking up to reality(2/2)
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:49 pm
Yes, it is very simple. Buy a gun, if you're nuts, you have the power now to murder a lot of people. So society has to create better laws and monitoring to regulate this power, to keep it out of the hands of the mentally ill.(1/2)
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:47 pm
Yeah, like the voice in your head.
nonovelist - June 15, 2016, 10:37 pm
Very simple, buy a gun, protect yourself. You might learn something about guns in the process and how to use them.
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:26 pm
The AR-15 is not an a**ault weapon and is excellent protection against someone who want to harm you!


Ban guns! -


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Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:27 pm
The FBI and Obama have failed us!


Repeal the 2nd Amendment -


TAGS: repeal 2nd amendment orlando shooting
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fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:02 am
Citation? I call bullsh*t on that, mate.
JohnGalt - June 16, 2016, 12:04 am
years ago. Most of the mass shootings have been liberals, democrats or radical terrorists.
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 11:44 pm
You're entitled to your opinion,nonovelist. If standing up against gun-violence is called 'foolish, then ignorance is bliss. Yes, the constitution would have to be 'amended' to correct the 2nd Amendment. I was being 'snarky'.
nonovelist - June 15, 2016, 10:54 pm
You can't repeal any of th 1st 10 amendments, it's called the bill of rights a part of the constitution. Your posting its repeal just makes you look foolish. You can do better.
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:53 pm
Ted Bundy was a Republican. And your point is?
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:28 pm
Orlando killer was a registered Democrat!


Um, yeah... -




The N.R.A. is a terrorist organization -




Obama on Orlando Islamic Terrorist -


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Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:23 pm
Time to hire a replacement!


You're drunk on guns, America. -


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fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:52 pm
Nah, I love margaritas too much. Oh, AR-15s? Yeah, ban them from the public. And scientology...we could use less of that too.
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:40 pm
The AR-15 is not an a**ault weapon! Sober up!


crisis actor Chris Hansen -




America is the only country in the world where these homicidal, racist, ignorant, paranoid 'redneck' morons armed with assault weapons can get away with roaming freely and arming terrorists at their gun shows and gun shops... -


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fauxnews - June 21, 2016, 3:30 pm
You're right! The AK-47 is not even a gun! It's a motivational speaking device for arrested development X-p
Bandit5906 - June 21, 2016, 2:25 pm
AK-47 is not an a**ault weapon!
fauxnews - June 21, 2016, 11:06 am
Yup, they have terrorists too X-D
freasy - June 21, 2016, 9:21 am
Lets not forget all those AKs in the middle east.... da


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nonovelist - June 18, 2016, 1:15 pm
So, attacking the 2nd A. isn't enough. Now, it's an attack on the 5th A. This is why liberalism is so dangerous to liberty. There is no sense in this, common or otherwise.
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 12:33 am
Surrrre....whilst you are at it, why don't you cite another unbiased source like an ISIS website on their opinion about radical Islam. You make it too easy, bro :) Gimme real 'evidence' next time, denier. Propaganda doesn't count. (2/2)
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 12:31 am
You're right, a loser jacka*s moron like Allen B. West IS the problem X-D Did you actually cite his website as your 'evidence' against guns? bwhahahahahhahhahaha (1/2)
JohnGalt - June 18, 2016, 12:04 am
guns are not the problem: http://www.allenbwest.com/a***ytical-economist/look-what-orlando-shooter-threatened-in-elementary-school
fauxnews - June 17, 2016, 10:36 pm
Name the congressional bill then.
Bandit5906 - June 17, 2016, 10:09 pm
Another liberal lie:Gun shows have had background checks for a long time.


A Ban on assault weapons might have stopped it -


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fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 3:02 pm
It's a stupid argument,all the more reason SO because it's a choice to be dumb.You're going to tell me it's in the same league as a .22 hunting rifle?It's a dangerous weapon that can easily kill MANY people...and it should be banned.F*ck the 2ndAmendmdent
Bandit5906 - June 14, 2016, 2:57 pm
If it were an a**ault weapon the military would use it!
fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 1:38 pm
...if someone here is for ng to tell me 50plus people would've been killed or injured by a man wielding a .22 hunting rifle, they're insane with stupidity. Clearly this is a dangerous weapon. Clearly it should be banned. R F**k the 2nd Amendment :^D
fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 1:07 pm
Cut the crap. America would have less gun fatalities, and this tragedy could have been probably avoided, with strong gun control laws and monitoring...like the rest of the world. Your nation has no laws. You've made your bed, America
JohnGalt - June 14, 2016, 6:03 am
But Alan Grayson thinks it can shoot 700 rounds per minute and that many would still be alive if the shooter did not have such an a**ault weapon! More liberal lunacy
fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 12:20 am
Yeah, it can't kill LOTS of 'Muricans neither. It just tickles 'em. ;-p
Bandit5906 - June 13, 2016, 10:19 pm
The AR-15 is not an a**ault weapon.


control freaks -




The NRA criticizes Trump's views on guns -




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fauxnews - June 22, 2016, 7:32 pm
That's not a citation. If for your term paper, you offer as sources,"Just google it!" not only do you get an F+, you also get kicked the f**k out of school.
Bandit5906 - June 22, 2016, 6:02 pm
Wikipedia. THI for this venue.
fauxnews - June 21, 2016, 3:31 pm
Citation? Rightwing propaganda sites don't count ;-)
Bandit5906 - June 21, 2016, 2:37 pm
The Bush withdrawal plan for Iraq left soldiers there, while Obama's action helped create ISIL.
fauxnews - June 21, 2016, 11:07 am
Fact, you are lying. So this General is making things up?
freasy - June 21, 2016, 9:23 am
Fact, Obama changed the timeline considerably


Nailed it! -


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fauxnews - June 22, 2016, 7:29 pm
I want a world where skin color and religion and ***ual orientation aren't used against someone for any reason or any job.
Bandit5906 - June 22, 2016, 6:10 pm
Just wondering why you would want that for America? Our laws are not based on the koran.
fauxnews - June 21, 2016, 3:33 pm
There is plenty of violence and prejudice in the Bible too. And in every superstition text. Still not a reason to discriminate against a law-abiding person. Hopefully someday America DOES elect an Islamic President... and a Jewish one, and a [email protected] one,etc
Bandit5906 - June 21, 2016, 2:40 pm
You were talking about the Koran I believe: " justify slavery, persecution of Jews and women, murder & lie"
fauxnews - June 21, 2016, 11:11 am
Also, there have been plenty of Christian Church leaders through out history that have interpreted the Bible through out history to justify slavery, persecution of Jews and women, murder. The list goes on.
fauxnews - June 21, 2016, 11:09 am
Neither does the Koran. But those little voices pretending to be God in the heads of Christian&Islamic fundamentalists tell them to.
freasy - June 21, 2016, 9:26 am
The New Testiment, ie. the gospel does not tell us to go out and kill people.
Bandit5906 - June 20, 2016, 9:11 pm
KKK founded by democrats


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fauxnews - June 22, 2016, 7:30 pm
Religious texts are fortune cookie writing. They say what you want them too. There is plenty of ra**, murder and violence in the Bible to match ANY other religious text.
Bandit5906 - June 22, 2016, 6:14 pm
Wrong! The Huff Po claims the koran does say that!
fauxnews - June 21, 2016, 11:08 am
Neither does the Koran. But those little voices pretending to be God in the heads of Christian&Islamic fundamentalists tell them to.
freasy - June 21, 2016, 9:24 am
New Testament does not tell us to go out and kill people


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fauxnews - June 20, 2016, 9:52 pm
You are right, the FBI needs better gun control laws so they can go after guys like the Orlando shooter.In fact,the GOP-lead congress just voted down another bill today that would prevent those suspected of terrorism from being able to purchase guns
Bandit5906 - June 20, 2016, 9:22 pm
The FBI was notified of the shooter's attempts to purchase items for terrorism days before the event. Our FBI ignored the warning!
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 10:09 pm
On June 13, FBI Director James Comey told reporters, "So far, we see no indication that this was a plot directed from outside the United States and we see no indication that he was part of any kind of network." Rebecca Shabad,CBS News,June 13, 2016
JohnGalt - June 19, 2016, 9:28 pm
sources?


F*ck the second Amendment -


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fauxnews - June 20, 2016, 4:46 pm
I hate your cowardly gun culture. Not America
Bandit5906 - June 20, 2016, 4:07 pm
What is it you have against America?


'Because' you know... OBAMA'S BLACK! -




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morelia1776 - June 29, 2016, 8:13 am
I appreciate the offer, but the last time I had corn squeezin's left a bad taste in my mouth, but I don't mind sharing a bottle of Tullamore Dew
fauxnews - June 28, 2016, 3:58 pm
p.s. On a more positive note. Nice avatar btw. :^) Welcome aboard to Politifake! Be sure to take your shoes off at the door and join the rest of us for a drink. The moonshine on me! X^D
fauxnews - June 28, 2016, 3:56 pm
I love 'that' part of America. It is the part of 'Murica where idiots take their much more dangerous guns into nightclubs and schools (to express their will and insecurity) that frightens and saddens me :^(
morelia1776 - June 28, 2016, 9:37 am
Though I do agree after working at a gun store and indoor range that some people equate p**** size with firepower, they are a small minority
morelia1776 - June 28, 2016, 9:34 am
I don't know about that, where I grew up most people had their deer rifle, their duck gun, their squirrel gun, plus their grandpa's old deer rifle and his service rifle, and a pistol for the nightstand, and a sh**gun to shoot skeet....
fauxnews - June 27, 2016, 3:39 pm
Also, I agree for the need to be cautious about the industrial military complex. I call bulls*** on 'that' being the motivation behind most gunnuts stockpiling guns. They do it because it is an 'addiction' to insecurity and ego-identification with form
fauxnews - June 27, 2016, 3:37 pm
Tired. Got it confused with the YMCA group the Village people were singing about. Also, Carson's Carnac was a buffoon. So I nailed it in spirit X-D
Curlyrocks - June 27, 2016, 2:28 pm
How about American Citizens killed by their own government.
Curlyrocks - June 27, 2016, 2:27 pm
Wounded Knee
morelia1776 - June 27, 2016, 7:48 am
Though if you want to be completely literal, YMCA is an organisation that has a song named after it
morelia1776 - June 27, 2016, 7:46 am
My apologies, those groups may disagree that US military never attacked civilians in US territories/states. And YMCA was a song, the Village People was the group
fauxnews - June 26, 2016, 9:59 pm
Too cryptic."Disagree" with what? Your drive-by comment feels like Johnny Carson's Carnac the Magnificent skit: i.e. Indians,coal miners,textile workers,college kids. *hold envelope to my head,open* Who made the cut for costumes inspiring the group YMCA?
morelia1776 - June 26, 2016, 8:30 pm
Native Americans, Kent University, Ludlow, CO, American Railway Union, WV coal miners, and United Textile Workers (amongst others) might disagree.
Bandit5906 - June 26, 2016, 6:55 pm
It never had Obama as president!


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If you are too stupid to understand the 2nd Amendment -


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fauxnews - June 17, 2016, 10:34 pm
?
Bandit5906 - June 17, 2016, 10:21 pm
Snopes: false
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:53 pm
Nah, we will let the 'trained' officials with much larger weapons, an army, and experience do that :) ... The idea that the average citizen could outgun US law enforcement always amused me. Every American thinks he's Rambo. Have a good one,Stallone.Cheers
Aurielius - June 16, 2016, 9:21 am
Liberals love to cherry pick their SCOTUS decisions. If you want my weapons...be my guest just try and take them.


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Bandit5906 - June 13, 2016, 1:45 pm
That was before Obama!


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